June 2013
103 posts
Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like Brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice
You eat fast, Taste nothing
That “good feeling” comes and quickly fades
“rides dick to school”
“Kim Kardashian’s annoying. Really? Hitler killed everybody.”
—Louis CK explaining why men are worse than women. (via amyohconnor)